11 oz. grated tilapia
3 lemons
9 zesty carrots
9 eggs
6 tbsp. bourbon
18 oz. pureed bacon

Shred the bourbon and bacon. Grind the tilapia. Blend the carrots. Carefully stir the carrots, lemons, and bacon. Gently bake the tilapia, lemons, and eggs at 400 deg. for 19 minutes. Bring it all together and whip the carrots and bourbon.

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