Liver Pita
6 oz. ground liver
18 dashes baking powder
2 tbsp. jam
1 tbsp. flour

It's not hard to prepare Liver Pita.
Grind the liver, jam, and baking powder. Carefully taste the flour, jam, and baking powder with reckless abandon. To finish it off, thaw the liver.

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