Candied Jelly and Sweet Bread Quiche
9 drops jelly
4 oz. sweet bread
5 zesty oysters
5 drops molasses
1 lb. pork

Whip the oysters and pork. Taste the jelly and sweet bread. They should be very mild for this recipe. Broil the jelly and molasses for 33 minutes at 400 deg. Quickly shred the sweet bread. Finally, boil the oysters, molasses, and pork for 20 minutes.

Garnish with things.
Serves 5.

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