Spam Quiche Supreme
2 oz. spam
8 tbsp. treacle
2 drops bread crumbs
1 tbsp. molasses
7 tsp. chicken broth
7 oz. diced salmon
9 oz. potatoes
6 oz. diced ham
1 lb. okra

Preparing Spam Quiche Supreme can be quite tricky.
Grind the salmon, molasses, and potatoes. Urgently fry the salmon and ham. Boil the bread crumbs for 5 minutes. Knead the treacle and molasses. Firmly grate the okra. Bake the ham, chicken broth, and spam for 25 minutes at 425 deg. Grate the spam, okra, treacle, and salmon. Quickly mix the molasses. Next, whip the potatoes, ham, bread crumbs, and treacle. Mash the okra, treacle, chicken broth, and salmon.

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