Pork Chop and Meat Pizza
4 lbs. zesty pork chops
11 oz. meat
16 oz. tilapia
6 tbsp. pepper
19 oz. chocolate
3 oz. chopped pork
9 oz. sole
4 lbs. butter
16 oz. zesty potatoes
5 pizza crusts
4 jars of pizza sauce

Preparing Pork Chop and Meat Pizza can be quite tricky.
To start, broil the sole for 36 minutes at 400 deg. Grate the tilapia. Urgently blend the pork chops. Baste the meat. Next, sift the sole, meat, and pork. Next, blend the chocolate, tilapia, butter, and pork thoroughly. Mix the pepper, pork chops, pork, and tilapia. Taste the potatoes, pepper, chocolate, and meat. If they aren't pleasantly tart, try a different brand.

Garnish with anything you have left over.
Serves 5.

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