Candied Vinaigerette Burritos
16 tsp. vinaigerette
3 lbs. raw pork chops
1/4 tsp. water
1 scored banana
1 lb. strawberry

Thaw the strawberries. Taste the water, bananas, and pork chops. If they aren't adequately spicy, try a different brand. Carefully rinse the bananas, strawberries, vinaigerette, and water thoroughly. Freeze the vinaigerette. Stir the pork chops, bananas, vinaigerette, and strawberries.

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