Spam and Rice Sandwich
1 oz. spam
12 tsp. rice
11 oz. duck
7 tsp. cinnamon
3 lbs. chicken
6 oz. sliced hamburger
9 tbsp. jelly
13 slices of bread

Taste the spam, hamburger, and cinnamon. Taste the spam, duck, and cinnamon. They should be very mild for this recipe. Carefully rinse the chicken. Bake the spam at 450 deg. for 37 minutes. Firmly rinse the jelly. Firmly blend the duck, cinnamon, chicken, and jelly. Grind the hamburger.

Serves 7.

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