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Slashdot: "Youtube pulled the original 'Rickroll' video Wednesday night. Don't worry, after a lot of email about the loss of such an important piece of cultural history, Youtube put it back up, saying that they're never gonna say goodbye to the video that's had over 30 million views." Mirthscout: It's back up again, and [had] it back up again before anyone can get the story posted. ZeroSumHappiness: *Whooooshhh* ground.zero.612: SUCKERS! You just got RickRolled by Youtube! ||v||trix: How do you RickRoll this video? BlueTrin: It is safe to say that most of the people posting here have been rickrolled. 2obvious4u: Yeah, I got RickRolled by NPR this morning. Joce640K: That baby must have sicked up terabytes/min at its peak. You can probably trace global warming back to Rick Astley if you try. Nerfest: In the future, the "Astley" will become the standard unit for measuring carbon emissions from computing. eg.: I switched to DC power for our servers and saved 47 Astleys annually. elrous0: I already blame Rick Astley for pretty much everything else that's wrong with the world--might as well add that to the list.
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| 3/4/2010 | Kay: Are you growing a beard?? Greg: Uhh... no, I just forgot to shave. Kay: That's a lot of beard for one day! Greg: I forgot for a week.
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| 2/26/2010 | Weldon: I want to play a game of Risk. Greg: I'll be Nazi Man. Weldon: I'll be Heart Man: taking over the world with my love, OR THEY WILL GET THE BACK OF ME HAND!
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| 2/17/2010 | Greg: Face it, man... you need LSD to keep up with me.
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| 1/26/2010 | Greg: Popup ads on TV make me think evil thoughts. Weldon: I think evil thoughts all the time.
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| 1/12/2010 | Mom: I just learned how to make an atom bomb!
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| 12/15/2009 | Greg: Listen to this quote from a Harvard professor in 1908: "The public has greatly overestimated the possibilities of the airplane, imagining that in another generation they will be able to fly over to London in a day. This is manifestly impossible." Mom: Shows you what a Harvard education gets you.
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| 12/14/2009 | John: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdd0edT-BeE Greg: Cute. Ewoks are still lame, though!!!!!!!!!!! John: No Way. Billy D is lame! Greg: You're just jealous because he said "You truly belong here among the clouds" to Carrie Fisher instead of you. John: OH YEAH! Well Yub Yub!
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| 8/13/2009 | Greg: Calorielab.com says at Chick-fil-a, their small unsweetend iced tea is 0 calories, their large unsweetened is 5 calories, and their medium unsweetened is 110 calories. Weldon: Well, that is because that once you drink so much and have a big enough batch in your stomach, it starts combining with things like oxygen and a medium is 110 calories. However, once you get halfway between medium and large, it goes unstable and explodes in your digestive system before you absorb it.
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| 4/23/2009 | Weldon: Korean has 13 vowels and 13 consonants, because the modern alphabet was invented by a mathematician. This is why their modern written language looks like a bunch of math symbols in triads. Greg: Sounds like he was leaking linguistics all over the place. I bet he had loose vowels.
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| 4/22/2009 | Greg: You're saying they put Taco Bell beef in Iranian oil?? Jeff: Taco bell beef IS Iranian oil!
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| 4/2/2009 | Greg: Obama should fart on live TV. Weldon: He does! It comes out of his mouth.
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| 3/23/2009 | Alex: Girls don't know how to arm or disarm a missile! Ethan: Yeah, and if you don't give them the large chocolate, they'll slap ya! Alex: Well, if they slap us, we can use our missile!
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| 3/18/2009 | Jeff: Idiot! The key to pink fusion is pink grapefruit fusion!
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| 2/20/2009 | Mom: I want to be Secretary of WAR!
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| 11/25/2008 | John Bundy: I wish I could quit you. Greg: I'm the crack cocaine of friendships. The only way out is feet first.
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| 11/24/2008 | Greg: I bet your butt doesn't have 30g of fat per serving like a hotdog does.
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| 8/9/2008 | Rhonda: You're the epitome of a fecal opus.
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| 7/5/2008 | Rhonda: Can I shoot you? Greg: OK. Rhonda: (gasp) You're supposed to say of course not! Greg: Oh. Of course not! Rhonda: Too bad! *Blam!*
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| 6/26/2008 | John B.: I have a prosthetic butt because a hippo bit me in the Congo.
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| 4/17/2008 | Anonymous Coward: Right, because without any predators, Terran bacteria could easily overwhelm the Moon's indigenous...er...rock species? trongey: Now that's a scary scenario: bacteria break down all the rocks on the Moon, and all that's left is a cloud of dust orbiting the Earth. Drooling Iguana: That's basically what the Moon is already. It's just kept together due to gravity, which wouldn't switch off when you introduce the bacteria. fredrikj: Unless the bacteria eat gravity.
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| 4/20/2008 | Greg: My toilet is beeping at me!
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| 4/14/2008 | Weldon: I have a filtering proxy cache that doesn't want to block this penis enlarging pill site. Greg: That's because it's http://supersilly.com/~greg/enlarge-your-penis-pills Weldon: I get a 404 error on that. Greg: I guess you don't need the pills.
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| 4/7/2008 | Weldon: The blast wave of my fart is strong enough to slow down anyone.
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| 3/21/2008 | Soulskill: Pickens brings news that researchers from Rice University have discovered that it's possible to store hydrogen inside buckyballs... The buckyballs can contain up to 8% of their weight in hydrogen, and they are strong enough to hold it at a density that rivals the center of Jupiter. Anonymous Coward: Also for those of you more familiar with the US measurement system (rather than the SI units): The pressures we're talking about here is almost 200 million library of congresses per VW Beetle. elrous0: That's a big twinkie. Greg: See, that's funny because not only are Americans vigorously resistant to using the Metric system like the rest of the civilized world does, but when describing the pressure involved he instead used a colloquial measurement of the throughput of advanced networking technology: "Library of Congresses" or "LoCs", meaning you can transfer X number of Library of Congresses in Y time. Rhonda: Yeah? Well you're a poopiehead.
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| 3/14/2008 | Jacob: Are you and Greg gonna get married? Rhonda: I dunno, honey. Jacob: Which would you like better: to get married, or punch Greg in the butthole? Rhonda: Punch him in the butthole! Jacob: Yeah, but if you got married, you could punch him in the butthole any time you wanted.
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| 3/10/2008 | Dad: The 2008 dollar is worth about as much as a wad of phlegm in a flu sufferer's handkerchief.
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| 3/10/2008 | Rhonda: Can I punch you in your teeth? Greg: No. Rhonda: Can I punch you in your forehead? Greg: No. Rhonda: Can I punch you in your eye? Greg: No. Rhonda: Can I punch you in your butthole? Greg: OK.
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| 3/7/2008 | Marlin: I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but you notice how every time Jeff takes off for a few days, people start getting shot?
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| 3/1/2008 | Rhonda: If you fart on me again, I'm going to punch you in your butthole. STOP FARTING ON ME.
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| 2/22/2008 | Greg: I knew it was love when she stopped charging me.
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| 2/13/2008 | Rhonda: They are not MY pants!! Hmph!!!! You dirty rotten dirtlover!!
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| 1/14/2008 | Rhonda: What exactly was your point, Mr. Dirtlover Ass Boy Extraordinaire?
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| 1/11/2008 | Rhonda: You may NOT supernova POOH!!
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| 11/30/2007 | Marlin: Water = Poop.
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| 9/24/2007 | Greg (to Mom): You are an island of tankage in a sea of squishiness!
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| 9/14/2007 | Weldon: I wonder if any truck drivers have converted their driver's seat to a toilet? (5 minutes later...) Weldon: can't find any driver toilet seat
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| 9/4/2007 | Weldon: When you see a request to blacklist someone at putzputzputz.com, you don't really need to question it.
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| 7/28/2007 | Mom: Look at the moon! Greg: It's full! Good thing I'm not a werewolf. I'm a weregeek. Wait... that doesn't make any sense. I'm a geek all the time.
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| 7/25/2007 | Jeff: I actually started eating brie because of World of Warcraft.
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| 6/12/2007 | Greg: I was just thinking last night, I need shurikens. Jeff: Who doesn't????
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| 6/9/2007 | Foxnews.com: A 17-year-old from Ireland, who was born without a jaw, is hoping that a rarely performed surgery will give him a new face to show the world. ...the surgeons will take Doherty's hipbone and ... [it will] be transplanted to [his] lower face. Greg: Taking bone from the hip? I can't help but wonder what this will do to his hip... would the bone grow back? Mom: It will grow into an anterior jaw. Greg: Better than a posterior jaw. Then folks could accuse him of being a buttface.
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| 5/21/2007 | Greg: SATA drives have poop in them? Jeff: Yup.
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| 5/14/2007 | Mom: Good reason to clean, right? Looking for a dead body.
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| 5/2/2007 | [In Allen's office while I'm helping him; Bill walks in.] Greg: Allen asked me how the heck do I know all this stuff. He's been married two or three times... I've never been married. So after I do this all day at work, I go home, and do it all night. Bill: Damn. Damn. <shakes head> Damn.
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| 4/11/2007 | Greg: The performance of MFM is not as good as SCSI in DOS. WHY??? Weldon: Because you have a Hoho in your drive.
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| 4/2/2007 | My boss's boss's boss, to me: Go work at McDonald's.
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| 3/30/2007 | Stephanie: There's stream of consciousness, and then there's stream of consciousness, and Virginia Woolf is neither.
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| 3/7/2007 | Jeff: Remember when Grand Theft Auto made the news because Mexicans were upset? I dont see why they didn't just add, "KILL ALL THE CRACKERS!" and have a bunch of whiteys running out. Greg: The only person to ever call me cracker, several times, was Sherry. Jeff: Cracker!
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| 1/26/2007 | Mom: Acacia wood... wasn't that the wood the Ark was made out of? Greg: I think it was gopher wood. Mom: No, the ARK! Greg: You just said Ark. Mom: NO! The OTHER Ark!
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| 12/20/2006 | (A discussion on Slashdot re: alleged power of the Sony PS3) omemomi: I say, make it calculate the last digit of pi. Anonymous Coward: Chuck Norris IS the last digit of pi. omeomi: You could just guess...you have reasonably good odds of getting it correct. I bet it's 7. Achoi77: I call dibs on 0! Pulse_Instance: You are all wrong, it is nullity. scotch: Last non-zero digit is 1 -- in base pi. camperdave: Base Pi? You're not being rational. Lane.exe: You're all going to Mathematician's Hell for this thread.
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| 12/7/2006 | Jeff: Who would have thought programming would be so exciting? it's like freaking Top Gun over here.
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| 11/20/2006 | Greg: The last 10 times or so I've bought something for my computer, I was either at Lowe's, Home Depot, or Advance Auto Parts. Tom: What would you get at an auto parts store for your computer? Greg: Hose clamps. Tom: Hose clamps? For your computer? That's sick, dude.
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| 11/13/2006 | Mom: I'll save the realms of death for another day.
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| 10/27/2006 | Greg: I wonder how you hire thugs in Mexico?
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| 9/27/2006 | Jeff: Zesty Guacamole pringles are spiced with crack.
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| 9/22/2006 | Jeff: Holy crap!! You can get peaches in a can??
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| 9/20/2006 | Laura: He was dreaming, and they had bowls for skateboard helmets, and their skateboards were wood. Greg: Well, originally, skateboards were made of wood. Laura: No, I mean they were WOOD wood!!
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| 9/19/2006 | Greg: Kurt Vonnegut said that anyone who cannot explain what they do to an 8-year-old is a charlatan. Well, I just sent an email: Byron--I've installed a script on the EMIT production server which will automatically update the test server with the Simco update files, so if and when we need to scan for something, we can do so with current data without touching the production data....and I can feel Kurt's eyes burrowing into me! Jeff: I would just tell them I'm an astronaut!
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| 8/30/2006 | Greg: Funny Integrator request: "Need two (2) standard USB printer cables - 24 feet long." Greg: Someone needs a network printer! Jeff: Hahahaha! Jeff: "Need VPN access - or ethernet cable 5 miles long" Jeff: I dont even think you can have a usb cable that long and still be within the official usb specs. Greg: "The maximum length of a USB cable is 5 meters; greater lengths require hubs." Jeff: Haha, thought so. Greg: Still, that's roughly 15', so you could conceivably do it with 4 cables and 2 hubs for the 2 printers. Greg: gaaaayyy Jeff: "Your request has been rejected. Reason: Brokeback."
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| 8/16/2006 | Marlin: I'll read from like 10 at night until 1:30 in the morning... I can't put it down. I'm a slow reader. Greg: You like to savor it. Marlin: No, I'm a slow reader.
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| 8/8/2006 | Chuck: Frickin long haired hippie freak! Pinko liberal COMMIE!
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| 7/18/2006 | Chuck: I don't need no stinkin fan...I'm a reptile!
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| 7/4/2006 | Greg: Like Leto II, the God-Emperor of Dune, I sometimes go on a "mind safari". Sherry: That sounds like something a stoner would do. Mind safari. Greg: Yes, I'm naturally tripping.
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| 6/26/2006 | Greg: I'm half black. Jeff: I'm half Chuck Norris.
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| 6/2/2006 | Jeff: C64 is 8,000 times better than an Opteron.
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| 5/16/2006 | Greg: What is that? Is that yours? (pointing at my own empty "Equate" nutritional drink can) Mom: You drink that stuff? Greg: It's a meal on the go! Slurp! Mom: (looking at the label) More like chemicals on the go. Greg: Those are vitamins! Mom: Oh, you mean like carrageenan?
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| 5/10/2006 | Robert X. Cringley: I'm counting on Google and eBay to save America.
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| 4/20/2006 | Mom: Tell Cal to play a minotaur chieftain who gets poisoned all the time and cannot heal himself and is so stupid he cannot transmute either. Cal: Tell her I play the game to get away from my everyday life, not copy it.
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| 4/10/2006 | Jeff: energydrinksthatdonttastelikeass.com is available!
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| 4/10/2006 | Greg: If you had a black hole one light-year in diameter, it would probably absorb the entire universe.
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| 3/20/2006 | Jeff: I want a couple of days of taking it easy! I need surgery! Greg: Yeah man you need to get a hernia! Jeff: Yea man! Greg: Next few times you need to take a crap, push REALLY HARD, that'll help! Jeff: Man, done that before. No hernia yet :-(
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| 3/20/2006 | Jeff: If matter is neither created or destroyed, and God is the creator of all things, then why is [VPX] RedLine so tasty?
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| 3/17/2006 | Shawn: Aaargh! I hate being human!
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| 3/1/2006 | Michele: You are the Man of Infinite and Almighty Powers!
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| 2/14/2006 | Jeff: I would remove software such as AdAware and SpyBot Search and Destroy but as I am 'Cornholio', I need 'TP' for my 'bunghole'.
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| 2/8/2006 | Greg: Ford should buy GM, GM could buy Daimler-Chrysler, and they could buy Ford. Chuck: And then they could sell all of it to Kia.
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| 1/20/2006 | Greg: I'm on the verge of getting on cholesterol drugs :( Jeff: man, thats no good Jeff: 0mg cholesterol in reduced fat pringles Greg: doesn't matter Greg: sugar causes liver to create cholesterol :-\ Jeff: ah Jeff: damn liver
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| 1/20/2006 | Jeff: Wanker is a good term; it should be preserved in the new dialect.
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| 1/1/2006 | Jen: I am not full of potatoes!
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| 12/21/2005 | Greg: The Creative Labs X-Fi sound card sounds good, but can it match the aluminum-free, all-natural performance of Toms of Maine's roll-on deodorant?
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| 12/18/2005 | Greg: Weldon has a friend who isn't too bright... Mom: Is it you?
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