The Official Mr. T Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Mr. T, THE REAL Mr. T. This site is awesome.    My name is Dwight and I can't stop thinking about Mr. T.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Mr. T is a mammal.
2.    Mr. T pities the fool
ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of Mr. T is to flip out and customize his 1982 GMC van.



Weapons and gear:

Van

Gold


Cabbages
Testimonial:

Mr. T pities all the fools he wants!  Mr. T avoids airplane rides ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he boxes with Sylvester Stallone ALL the time.  I heard that Mr. T was eating at a military base.  When some kid dropped a spoon, Mr. T sent him and his friends to a community center and made them drink milk.  My friend Mike said that he saw Mr. T totally convert his 1982 GMC van to shoot cabbages just because some guy opened a window.

Now that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Mr. T has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will mash his massive gold rings into your face!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me. 

Mr. T is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Mr. T is huge, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to join the A-Team fan club next year.  I love Mr. T with all of my body (including my pee pee).
  


Q and A:.

Q:
Why is everyone so obsessed about Mr. T?
A:
Mr. T is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he pities the fool, but on the other hand, Mr. T is very careful and precise.

Q:
I heard that Mr. T is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?
A:
Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Mr. T can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q:
What does Mr. T do when he's not pitying fools or customizing his 1982 GMC van?
A:
Most of his free time is spent polishing his gold, but sometimes he helps Hannibal make a plan come together.  (Ask Face if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my brother Jimmy showing off.
He's a lot older than me and has a solid gold ring
that Mr. T gave him, which is bragable.

Quit yo jibba jabba, fool, and CLICK HERE for more REAL ULTIMATE POWER parodies!!!
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Mr. T wants you to
visit Greg's page
and drink your milk.