(with due respect to Men without Hat's, sung to the music of "Safety Dance")

We can fart if we want to,we can leave poots with our behind
Cause your friends don't fart and if they don't fart
Well they will blow up like a mine

I say, we can crap where we want to, a place where they will never mind
And we can act like we come from out of our butt Leave the real one from our behind

and we can fart

We can fart if we want to, we can leave poots with our behind
Cause your friends don't fart and if they don't fart
Well they will blow up like a mine

I say, we can crap where we want to, a place where they will never mind
And we can act like we come from out of our butt
Leave the real one from our behind

and we can fart.

And poop!

Ah we can go when we want to the potty is open and so am I
And we can crap real neat from our hats to our feet
and surprise 'em with the victory cry

We can crap if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real nude and totally removed
And I can act like an automobile

We can fart, we can fart everything out of control
We can fart, we can fart we're doing it wall to wall

We can fart, we can fart everybody look at your hands
We can fart, we can fart everybody takin' the chance
Safety fart In-a well the safety fart Ah yea the safety fart

We can fart if we want to, we've got all your gas and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll come out right

I say, we can fart if we want to, we can leave poots with our behind
Cause your friends don't fart and if they don't fart
Well they will blow up like a mine

I say we can fart, we can fart everything out of control
We can fart, we can fart we're doing it wall to wall
We can fart, we can fart everybody look at your hands
We can fart, we can fart everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the safety fart
ah yes the safety fart
Oh well the safety fart
Oh well the safety fart
Oh yes the safety fart
Oh the safety fart yeah
Oh it's the safety fart
It's the safety fart
Well it's the safety fart
Oh it's the safety fart
Oh it's the safety fart
Oh it's the safety fart
Oh it's the safety fart