"But Weldon wouldn't give you a dollar for any painting I can think of. Unless it was like a blond woman with big boobs"

I found this by accident when Googling myself (I am just that arrogant).
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7018494/17
search for Weldon inside the book.

I don't think I know John. Maybe just a coincidence...

If I know John, I think I must have pissed him off. He wouldn't be the first, or the last.