Duck Omelette
8 oz. cooked duck
4 lbs. steak
15 oz. mashed spam
12 drops vinaigerette
1 lb. giblets

Mix the vinaigerette and giblets. Blend the spam, giblets, steak, and vinaigerette. Firmly whip the steak. Gently grind the steak, spam, and duck. Grate the spam.

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